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JUST FOR FUN ....

1) Cloverfield will be this year's 300.

2) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull will make Harrison Ford cool again.

3) James Bond will kick Maxwell Smart's skinny arse (but won't be nearly as funny doing so).

4) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince will be the slickest, most exciting entry in the series.  At least, until they film book 7.

5) Heath Ledger's Joker will seriously fuck you up.  Jack who?

6) The Sex in the City movie will be colloquially renamed Sex and the Menopausals.  The ladies will trade their Manolos and martinis for orthopedic oxfords and calcium supplements.

7) JJ Abrams' reboot will be the best Star Trek movie in years, sending Trekkies rejoicing in the streets.  No one else will care.

8) The new X-Files movie will be better that the first (i.e. more easily understood, and maybe even fun).  And no one will care.

9) The new Mummy movie will suck.  And, surprisingly, no one will care.

10) Rambo will have a modest run, spurring Stallone to pump out another sequel.  In keeping with his practise of using one word titles, the next movie will simply be titled "John."

11) The WGA strike will be resolved in time to save the Oscars, the fall TV lineup, and next summer's movie season.  Multi-millionaires all over Hollywood will breathe a collective sigh of relief.

12) To bolster sagging ratings, L O S T and Heroes will have a crossover special.  The tagline will be "Save the Smoke Monster, Save the World!"

13) The year will see the end of reality TV, or at least anything with "celebrity" in the title.  A suddenly out-of-work Stephen Baldwin will be forced to find a new career.

14) Will Smith will become the new spokesmodel for Scientology.  Sorry Tom, it's time to trade up.

15) Britney Spears will wrap her Mercedes around a telephone pole, go to jail, and marry Michael Jackson upon release.  He'll then ask for divorce, citing the fact that she's too nuts.